Bert (from Mary Poppins), works as a street sweeper, a small (upside down), menial job.

using a microphone: tour guide that speaks five languages

thread is the only thing you need to finger weave OR little pac man weaving back and forth

The ceremonial guard’s collar is turned upward like wings.

The ancient taskmaster, Socrates, deliberately almost drowned Plato saying, "When your desire for knowledge is like your desire for air, you are ready to learn."

To the taskmaster: “You deliberately used an ancient playlist for the dance, so people would lose interest and go home early.” (Wedding Planner)

a wicker basket with legs, divided into His, Hers, Theirs, for the laundry of different members of the family

As Jesus prepares for his death, he confers authority on his apostles by placing his hands on them, and they received it. (Bible Series)

meet as one under the umbrella

the marks on the trees lead to the altar in the woods

The bride does not control the numbers, the taskmaster does.

Your persona spends $ on a Buddha.

a hollow is a hole, the esophagus is a hole (picture something making a nest in there)

A robust teenage mutant ninja turtle puts on formal attire.

your persona will buy even more if it’s convenient or cheap (便宜piányi)

a window is a hole in your house, put GPS by the window for best reception

Each finger on your hand has a purpose.

Some people would consider a rice sack cheating for a hunter-gatherer, but if you come across an abandoned rice sack, sever it with your axe for a lucky meal o’ carbs. (Hunter-Gatherer)

Droppings in the field are great fertilizer for tomatoes. Give it a try!

over-harvesting the oceans OR your persona wins the lottery and goes fishing