Because of a difficult situation with our teenager, we are going to put him on ice for 5 years (like Han Solo).

Undress, reveal body parts, bring out the devil…

Reactive Mom: You should know that undressing and revealing body parts brings out the devil.

My teenager has to take a chocolate break at 10 to overcome drowsiness. 巧克力qiǎokèlì chocolate

The needle has overcome the teenager (shooting up with chocolate). 巧克力qiǎokèlì chocolate

The teenager has been overcome by Christ.

The devil has a sharp metal barb on his tail, and it will get you.

Dear Ancestors, I am a desperate teenager. Please wish me well on my exams.

Stressed Mom: Most of the offerings I make at the altar are in hopes that the ancestors wish my teenager well.

Teenagers often try to stand out through competition. Think of one you know.

Picture a meme of the devil laughing in delight.

Reactive Mom: You should know that when you make memes like that, the devil is delighted.

Sometimes having a portion of your grain harvest go to taxes feels like paying the devil.

That political party is on the “outs”: outhouse with human legs sticking out of the window.

My teenager is participating in a mock debate where he is “playing” as a member of a political party.

Some think that perusing porn is opening the gate to the devil.

When an insect molts, it often converts into a new form.

Surely any day now this teenage devil will molt into an adult human.

A teenager is a mouth with human legs.

Picture your elder brother as a teenager with a big mouth and long legs.

When children become teenagers, it seems they are converted into devils and grow horns.

“Speak of the devil!”